This Is My Life.... And I Still Dominate

• I woke up
• I laid in bed for twenty minutes, while generating the courage to become vertical
• Took a giant dump
• Responded to the haters on The Chive who were telling me that I suck
• Checked my blog and found that some people think I'm sort of awesome
• Took a few shots 
• Had a panic attack
• Turned on the television and watched The Room, because I love sh*tty movies
• Spent about an hour eating Saltine crackers and butter
• Popped a Seroquel to knock myself out (ps, it was only 25mg... I am a cheap date)
• This is my life, and for some reason I still look better than 80% of the "Sexy Chivettes" this week.  How is this possible??? And why the frick does Fat Gina still look so gross????