Showing posts with label Thai fashion show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thai fashion show. Show all posts
Thai Intel answers “Wild & Crazy” part 1
Thai Intel received the following post card from our fans in Asia (yes, we wish). Well, they told Thai Inel what they were up to but a few also asked about the Red Shirts. So Thai Intel decided to spend the day answering their mail-as to the current status of the Red Shirts-and on other things as well.
- Hi, Thai Intel: Wish you can be here with us cause we would smother you with out love juice. What is going on with the Red Shirts-seems like lots of news and lots of speculation-we totally lost! From Red Chicks who prefer to protest by the pool.
Hi Red Chicks, nothing much with the Red Shirts. They have decided to do a unified split-one leg off doing the independent things for the independent crowd and another leg decided to re-connect a link with the old leaders for the Red Shirts who need strong leadership. Do not get confused-have some Margaretta and relax. Thai Intel loves you as always.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the party girls and we just want to know what is the correct places to party in Thailand?
Hi party girls, given that people are jailed in Thailand for very long time for lese majeste and about 100 protesters killed by the Thai military-the political correct thing to do if you are an ethical tourist, is to avoid anything with the word “Royal” and Thai Military” attached to it. Unfortunately, that is virtually impossible in Thailand-so Thai Intel suggestion is to stay away from Thailand and do not put money into the wallet of the Thai powers at be so they can buy bullets and put people in jail.
- Hi Thai Intel: It is party time, pick me up in about half an hour OK?
Hi girl, lets forget party time and have some 2 to 1 quality time inside the condo instead-your friend can watch.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the grumpy babes and that is because looks like the military is doing lots of life threatening stuff on Sombat, the fab guy from the 1960s who is doing lots of creative protesting with the Red Shirts. Will he get killed or disappeared somewhere? Love Thai Intel’s as always!
Hi Grumpy babe, relax because if Sombat gets whack, there will be other in his place. But will he get whack or not really depends on the mood of the Thai army chief, Prayuth. The guy is a total psycho lunatic with very weak link to logic and morality. By the way, love your jeans, but can you tear them up a bit and show some skin. But lets pray Prayuth gets laid more often and start appreciate the lighter side of life. Love you too!
- Hi Thai Intel: Ever wonder about the one you missed?
Hi girls, looking at you babes now Thai Intel is wondering about the ones that we did not miss.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the bye bye girls and guess what, our hands are free and guess what they would like to be doing? A hint, it will be something wonderfully rocking hard and rocking in rhythm!
Hi free hand girls, Thai Intel guess is that those pretty little hands needs to wrap around something. Unfortunately, Thai Intel are big guys and your pretty little hands will not be able to wrap around anything much. But you can try.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the nerdy fox and we wold like some intellectual insight into the Red Shirt movement, particularly what Jai Ungpakorn has just said sounds like a fab plan.
Hi Nerdy Foxes, yes Thai Intel saw Jai’s latest writings and we love it. The plans looks a bit too complicated though. The Red Shirts movement these days has turned into a love affair and you know when we talk of love-the spur of the moment is kind of important. But Jai did gave a bit of structure, and that is good. I would no go over-board and follow it as written in stone though. There is the spirit behind those words also. Well we love you cause you are definitely foxy babe.
- Hi Thai Intel: Do not we make you wonder if you are on the right track in life?
Hi foxy girls, Thai Intel knows we went off the wrong bend when we stop caring about money so much but decided that human rights-especially the right to make it with sexy chicks-became the priority.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the power red girls group and we feel like winning soon, so when will it come? Thai Intel have been quoting Che Guevara, and so what does Che said about winning?
Hi Power red girls, Che did not say much about winning because there is no real wining for Che but that the struggle against in-justice is something that last a life time. What Che talks about is break and milestone though-like knowing whan it is time to be a family man and be there for his children and not just struggle struggle and struggle. So just relax, if winning means against the royalist elite military ruler of Thailand, it will come in due course. Love your sexy bikini by the way.
Thai Intel answers “Wild & Crazy” part 2
Hi girls, just a kiss? How about a blow instead?
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the sexy eyes duo and we just wonder really about the splintering at the highest echelons of the Red Shirts-between the doves and the hawk. Can you shed some light? Thanks a lot we love the sexy pictures.
Hi sexy eyes duo, there is really nothing much to report really since what happened is just water under the bridge. What is more important is the future. Unfortunately, in about 6 months to a year, the Red Shirts will be doing their mass rally again. The question to ask is what will the future install. Here, I think the defenses will be nearly non-existence and the great threat is that the military will just walk in and kill off many of them all over again. But the bottom line is that there is no defense against a killing machine. Roll the dice and lets play “Gandhi” appear to be the future direction.
- Hi Thai Intel: Have not seen you at the clubs lately, what is going on?
Hi babes, it is kind of funny but Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza have sort of lost its attraction to Thai Intel-so we have been stalking some office babe instead.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the censored honey filled pussy girls, just a quick question-with all the censorship going on in Thailand, will the Red Shirts message get out.
Hi Censored honey pussy girls, before social network and TV, way back in Thailand’s history, the Thais have communicated in many former protest. The bad thing about social media is that it is an outlet of energy and many times, people think writing a comment is all the protesting they need. With all the censorship in Thailand, the outlets are controlled and thus a pent up energy is formulating. Also secret papers and video are flying all over the place. relax, take the tape off your mouth and do some pouting.
- Hi Thai Intel: What have you been up to-cause you disappear often then pop up again out of no where?
Hi sexy face, Thai Intel have been experiencing some religious teaching lately, so that our writing can be less radical, more logical-and so you can enjoy Thai Intel more-but then the sexy pictures might bet better too.
- Hi Thai Intel: Cheer up an have some fun-you seem totally too serious lately, OK?
Hi girls, it comes with the territory but will try to check out more Korean acid pop for entertainment-but it is so stressful the way you girls shake and pose.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the classy ass chicks and we are just curious about how big is the Republican Movement with the Red Shirts. There are lots of report but no definitive word on the subject at all. Should we take out beautiful ass and join the Republican Movement?
Hi classy ass, the question on Thai republicanism is not really about the Red Shirt at all but about the royalist, elite and military rule of Thailand-in that they have identified and sided with Thai Royalty and thus they become a part of the single group. Unfortunately, for them, their action speak louder than words and they are real shitty people full of all types of corruption to the core-which is their nature. Good people see it eventually-and the Republican Movement in Thailand grows about 90% from seeing the royalist-not really what one republican says to another.
- Hi Thai Intel: Like how big and strong are you?
Hi girls, in some countries our banana would be considered big but then in some countries it would be considered small.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the spider of legs group of Asian chick, and we just wonder really about how an election in Thailand will impact the Red Shirt movement? Would it die down?
Hi leggy girls, the word Red Shirts have an official name that it is against dictatorship. Aung San recently commented on the Thai military drawn constitution that is will not solve any of Thailand’s problems-as its nature is un-democratic. An election or not will not change the Red Shirt objective of bringing back the people’s constitution. By the way, Thai Intel is going to have to start getting into legs because yours are just so so so sexy.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the belly buttons fox, just tell us something interesting OK?
Hi belly button fox, the interesting thing is that we can go shopping for belly button piercing because nothing is more not-sexy than belly buttons that are not pierce. Then after that, lets get your tongue pierce as well. Well, you know what they say about chicks with pierce tongue.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the lesbian gang bang chicks, and we just wonder about all the Red Shirts political prisoners with the latest news that many arrested are innocent and but got beaten up in prison. That sounds like a really bad deal. Love Thai Intel much much and hope to lesbian Thai Intel to death one of these days.
Hi Lesbian gang bang, yes the news about political prisoners in Thailand is bad. What can Thai Intel say except that Amnesty International is busy dialoging Prayuth dick, meaning giving Prayuth a blow job, and so it is not watching human rights in Thailand. Only with international pressure will turn Thai army general like Pratuth into a human being. Unfortunately, sucking dick with dialog is going on. Oh, lesbian Thai Intel to death right away OK.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the long hair girls, and we just want to be yelling and screaming in bed-shaking our head to your loving fun, OK?
Hi long hair girls, nothing turns Thai Intel on more than long hair, but you know when the bed shakes and rocks anything can happen and are you sure you want to risk getting your beautiful long hair like hit with you know what?
- Hi Thai Intel: Would you like to be the manager of out singing group?
Hi ladies, well you know Thai Intel can really make you sing-but we are afraid only in bed.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the pretty face and we are curious about the burning of the World Trade Center, bacause the latest picture is that the Thai army was in control of the center. Is it possible they are the one who burned it down to pin it on the Red Shirts.
Thai Intel answers “Wild & Crazy” part 3
Hi pretty face, knowing the Thai military and how devious they are-anything is possible. The 100 of picture of the last moments at World Trade Center looks very bad for the military, but overall, remember that the soldiers prevented the fire fighters of going into the center to put put the firs as well. This fact is not disputed and why would they prevent fire fighters? Well, maybe it is to let the fire run its course. There have also been dispute at other locations as to the war on the street of Bangkok as well-where some said the military were the ones in controlled and doing most of the damages. lastly, at the Stock Exchange of Thailand, the military also stood by and let people run in and burn the lobby of the stock market. So really, anything is possible at this point-but only the few will question it now. As most agree, the real facts will not be known-not because of anything-but as many say-because the Thai military is not co-operating with any investigations.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are so sophisticated, like let us show you how we get undress, OK?
Hi sophisticated babe, sorry but Thai Intel’s attention span is like half an hour only and we are dedicated to politics and economics-a long sexy dance will not do. Can we just get undress fast and do it even quicker-because there is always a blog post to report.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the available girl that are always available and ready for some kinky love, and we just want to know about the 91 dead because many now say some mysterious group killed most of them.
Hi available girls, to say some mysterious force killed the protesters is just like saying the Red Shirts killed the Red Shirts which for anyone to be saying that is totally psychotic. The only mysterious force that killed the protesters are the military unit involved in the killing since if known, charges against them could be bought. Again, there was never any red Shirts killing of red Shirts-and just the Thai military doing the killings. Again, which military unit is the question.
- Hi Thai Intel: Who will you vote for?
Well girls, Thai Intel will have to evaluate each and everyone of your talents-and you know what type of talents are important at Thai Intel.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the virgin white foxes, and where does the opposition party Pheu Thai Party fit into all of this?
Hi virgin white, the opposition do their thing and the Red Shirts do their thing. Everyone tries to link them together but there is very little link between them except the Red Shirts will vote with the opposition. he government is trying to chop off the red shirt off as a radical force like the yellow shirt-and maintain that it is neutral and above street politics. But the fact is that most of the Yellow Shirt street protesters are Democrat party supporters.
- Hi Thai Intel: Heard you guys and gals stop drinking-what a disappointment.
Hi beer models, yes we have been on the wagon but do not get confused, we are still as nasty in bed as ever.
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the bouncy girls, and we just want to know when will Thailand be OK again?
Hi Bouncy Girls, it is a sin to wish that people are dead, but in Thailand’s circumstances, Thai Intel is afraid some people will have to pass away before things gets better, and then only if Thailand gets lucky. There are already talks of coup and coup in preparation for when people die off. The sad fact is that there is no institution left in Thailand that people respect-even the royalism institution. Everything is breaking apart, this is the decline of Thailand.
- Hi Thai Intel: Feel like a dip?
Hi girls, you do not want to know which part of me feels like a dip
- Hi Thai Intel: We are the big top Jap happening chicks-love the spa and just want to invite you to our spa, OK?
Hi spa Girls, Thai Intel journalist are monks and have sworn absentee from anything sexy. So sorry can not join you at the spa, except when we are not abstaining from sex-like 99% of the time. So OK, lets do sexy spa.
Thai Fashion Festival
Designer Portraits was one of the official photographers covering the thai fashion festival, displaying outfits from some of Melbournes most recognised designers. Here is a selection of pics taken from the full gallery series.
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