Scene Girls; You Thought They Were Hot, Until...

     Time to remove the mysterious mask of Spackle which has so thoroughly hidden the frightening truth behind it!  You may have been fooled into thinking these "Scene Queens", as they call themselves, are at least moderately attractive, but alas, the truth emerges.

AAAAAaaaaahhhh!

The truth hurts.

Kinda cool in a Horror Movie sort of way.

Ooof. 

:(

Now, let me show you an example of a girl who looks hot when she's got makeup and photoshop on her side.  When her real appearance isn't completely obscured, she looks significantly less attractive.

Keep in mind, that she is still wearing a good deal of makeup and utilizing photoshop in the second pic.
 


  That's all for now, but I hope I have helped some of you in your quest for the truth.

On a Serious Note...

You Look Like a Douche When You Do That

You may not be aware, but when you do that, you look like a total douche-nozzle.

Please don't put that in your mouth... I'm sure that thing is filthy.

I don't know who told you your makeup looks good that way, but whoever they are, they're not your friend.

Oh, I see.  You must be the one who told that other girl that her makeup looks good.

As soon as my time machine arrives in the mail, I'm gonna revisit 2003, and check out your Myspace page.

God, I hate you.

The finger she still picks her nose with has become possessed. "Redrum!" (If you didn't get that reference, you are probably too young to be using the internet without parental supervision.  Naughty, naughty. )

That's incredibly clever and original. 

You're an idiot.

 Well, that's all for now, but don't go and get all disappointed, 'cause there's more where that came from.

Taylor Momsen; All Used Up Before Her 18th

Taylor Momsen has yet to turn 18 years old, but has already out-skanked her welcome.   Most recently:

I feel gross.
 Some past indiscretions:

I can't help but feel like someone should be held responsible for the corruption of a minor here.  Is this legal?  Where is this girl's mother?

 Is it my imagination, or does she look like a cheap hooker?  Just a reminder; NOT YET 18!  This means her adult guardians have approved of this!

 My God!  I don't want to be redundant, but this is the picture of a CHILD!  She cannot legally have her ears pierced with out the permission of a legal guardian!  I'm not sure if this is embarrassing or tragic.  At this rate, this is what I expect her to look like when she hits her 25th birthday:

 Lets just hope it doesn't come to this.  Working in her favor, her skin will not likely endure much sun damage.  Lets just hope this is merely a juvenile phase she will soon outgrow.  Best of luck, our loveable hoochie.  God speed, T-Mom, God speed...
Ps- Try keeping your clothes on, it's really not that bad having self respect.

Because I Forgot What Day It Is, Here's Some GIFS

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"McRoll'd"

Not sure why this exists, but here it is anyways.

 Ronald McDonald on cocaine, apparently. 

More Skank Blasting, In Honor Of TheDirty.com

She's Nasty!!!  Wow she is such a ho!  Omg, this hussy is all over town, whoring up the place!  I met her at a night club where she obviously thinks she's some kind of "Club Kid", wearing so much make-up!    ...Yeah, for serious, that's her the first time I met her... Obviously, since she's such a slut, she likes to act like she's bisexual, just for attention from guys!  Here's a pic of her and her ex-girlfriend who she totally F%#ked over!                                               One day, when her girlfriend was at work, she packed up her things and left!  She eloped with some dude and stole a bunch of cash from her girlfriend! ...And then, she thought it would be cool to post this pic of Facebook with all of her girlfriend's stolen cash!  What a b*#ch!   So then she runs off with this dude, who she's only sleeping with cuz he shares his Whiskas with her!!!    But she cheats on him all the time!!!  And she'll F$^k ANYTHING! Even dogs!!!  So, she started getting into drugs and stuff, cuz of her new boyfriend.  Now that she's hooked, she's been prostituting herself on Craigslist to earn enough money to keep up her habit.  Gross what a slut!  I found this picture of her online advertising her "escort" services:  I know she's been to rehab at least once, but she started using again.  Just a warning, I wouldn't F&*k her with out a condom, cuz this b#tch is all kinds of filthy!  The last time I saw her, she was looking completely strung out.  Yuck! She's nasty, and she needs to learn her lesson!

Norway Does it Better

In the game of Who-is-Most-Deluded, the U.S. thought they were winning with the release of Rebecca Black's "Friday".   Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next contender for Miss Delusional Universe (also propagated by King Donald Trump); Tonje Langeteig, Norway's answer to Ms. Black.

 I think we have a winner.  The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details.  The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video.  The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.

  Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.

Tonje Langeteig VS Rebecca Black!