Scene Girls; You Thought They Were Hot, Until...

     Time to remove the mysterious mask of Spackle which has so thoroughly hidden the frightening truth behind it!  You may have been fooled into thinking these "Scene Queens", as they call themselves, are at least moderately attractive, but alas, the truth emerges.

AAAAAaaaaahhhh!

The truth hurts.

Kinda cool in a Horror Movie sort of way.

Ooof. 

:(

Now, let me show you an example of a girl who looks hot when she's got makeup and photoshop on her side.  When her real appearance isn't completely obscured, she looks significantly less attractive.

Keep in mind, that she is still wearing a good deal of makeup and utilizing photoshop in the second pic.
 


  That's all for now, but I hope I have helped some of you in your quest for the truth.

Good God, Will You Please Stop Wrinkling Your Forehead Like That?!

A recent pet peeve of mine is seeing young women who can't seem to smile or have their picture taken without wrinkling their foreheads. For the love of God, please learn to control your face before you start getting premature wrinkles!  At this rate, these chicks will be in serious need of Botox before their 21st birthdays.

 My forehead hurts just from looking at these pictures.

Ugly Scene Girls: When Doing it Wrong Goes Even More Wrong...

 Girl???

 Girl???

 Special?

 Special?

 Definitely Special.

 Girl?

 Oh, good God.

 Too easy.

 Highest IQ in the bunch.

 So hungry she's resorted to eating her own digits.

 ....Well that was gross/awkward/exhausting/stupid.  Have a great day!

Taylor Momsen; All Used Up Before Her 18th

Taylor Momsen has yet to turn 18 years old, but has already out-skanked her welcome.   Most recently:

I feel gross.
 Some past indiscretions:

I can't help but feel like someone should be held responsible for the corruption of a minor here.  Is this legal?  Where is this girl's mother?

 Is it my imagination, or does she look like a cheap hooker?  Just a reminder; NOT YET 18!  This means her adult guardians have approved of this!

 My God!  I don't want to be redundant, but this is the picture of a CHILD!  She cannot legally have her ears pierced with out the permission of a legal guardian!  I'm not sure if this is embarrassing or tragic.  At this rate, this is what I expect her to look like when she hits her 25th birthday:

 Lets just hope it doesn't come to this.  Working in her favor, her skin will not likely endure much sun damage.  Lets just hope this is merely a juvenile phase she will soon outgrow.  Best of luck, our loveable hoochie.  God speed, T-Mom, God speed...
Ps- Try keeping your clothes on, it's really not that bad having self respect.