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Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts
Cintia Dicker: Friggin' Gaaawgeous
Having been a redhead as a child, I've always felt a kinship to my freckled sisters. I've always idolized the red and famous; Katey Sagal (while on Married With Children), Ariel (Little Mermaid), "Ginger"/ Gerry Halliwell (Spice Girls), Gillian Anderson (The X-Files), Kate Winslet (in Titanic). Although my quaff has evolved to a more auburn hue, and my freckles have faded, I still consider myself a redhead at heart (since the formative childhood years are painfully burnt into my memory and have irreversibly shaped my personality) . Cintia Dicker is a sublime specimen, and a welcomed representative of the Ginger community. Simply beautiful.
*girl boner* Thoughts?
Michael Ian Black Entertains Me To No End
Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today.
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Neither of us is watching in-flight movie "Country Strong." #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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Many people are asking: no drool, no boner. (Either of us) #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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IMPORTANT UPDATE: HE WOKE UP!!! NOW WATCHING "COUNTRY STRONG!!!" #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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Water finished. Cup on tray. Rubbing eyes. More sleep? #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM!!! TOOK CUP!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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JUST ROOTED AROUND OVERHEAD BIN FOR LAPTOP #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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He's scrolling through fonts. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now working on "business documents." #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN CHINESE!!! (I think) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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BTW, just googled "Swingers Groups Connecticut" on my flight and @AmericanAirlines blocked me. Total bullshit.
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Just highlighted text and deleted. HIGHLIGHT COLOR WAS PURPLE!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflightJFKtoLAX
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A different Asian man just handed him a bag of peas. WTF! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Correction: TWO small snack-sized bags of peas. He ate one. Saved the other. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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DEVOURING peas. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now eating small piece of fruit (PEAR?!?) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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"Country Strong" finale. Gwyneth KILLING it. He doesn't even give a shit. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now watching Esurance commercial featuring Asian man. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Second bag of peas... EATEN! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
Bristol Palin Gets Plastic Surgery
Bristol Palin has obviously had some work done!
She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch.
The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.
She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch. The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.
Fergie Sent Her Less Evil Twin To Preform For Her On American Idol
Fergie showed up to preform on American Idol wearing a poorly fitting mask, which slightly resembles her old face, but mostly just looks like she's having an allergic reaction. I thought she looked horrifying before, but Fergie's new face is a frightening reminder that things can always get worse...
The making of a Plastic Surgery Horror Show...
"My Name Is Boxxy"
"My Name Is Boxxy". Whatever this chick is on, I want some.
I have no idea what the frick this girl is talking about.
OMG, This Guy Is Awesome!
"PiranhaJaw22", he seems like a pretty cool dude.
I want to find him and be friends with him :)
Ke$ha's Wacky Body In A Bikini
Alright, here are some past photos of Ke$ha (aka, the Poor Man's Gaga) in a bikini. I'm going to warn you, things don't look too good...
Okay, so that was pretty bad... I simply cannot wrap my brain around what the f*ck is going on with her body!?!
Well, the Poor Man's Gaga was spotted again, prancing around in a bikini... And this time, things looked even more grim...
Wow! More Hypothetical Improvements On The Face Of Rumer Willis!!!
The other day I posted a hypothetical face of what Rumer Willis could look like with the help of MANY plastic surgeries. As I mentioned in that post, its not my best work. I was so glad to find the work that other people did on Rumer! Great minds think alike, I guess...
Above is the image that I made (I know, not that great)
Below are some MUCH better pics!!!
Wow, that's some pretty amazing stuff! If I were her, I think I'd go with the surgery option.
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