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The Superiority Complex Sisterhood of Juvenile Rationale

     I’ve decided to start a support group for people who lack any reasonable sense of humor.  These people go through life, often frustrated and offended by other peoples’ opinions.  These people are insecure, and regard other peoples’ opinions as personal attacks toward themselves.  Feeling safe behind their computer screens, they rant and rave about how some writers are just plain God-awful people while simultaneously implying that they, themselves, are good people (despite hurling personal attacks towards the authors and replacing adjectives and nouns with expletives).   These people frequently lack the language skills and emotional intelligence to resolve their own feelings of insecurity and translate that understanding into a meaningful thought.

The most common defense mechanism amongst these insecure individuals; projection.

      Projection involves misunderstanding thoughts and feelings that in reality come from inside one’s own psyche, as coming from outside from another person.   Projection creates misunderstanding when the projected feelings and attitudes distort the person on whom they are being projected.  The ‘victim’ [of the projections, not the projector who believes that they are the true victim] eventually resents being misperceived/accused as being angry, jealous, dishonest, when the person projecting is actually the angry, jealous, or dishonest person.

      The projector may not even be able to discriminate between individuals who are actually angry, jealous, dishonest, from those who are his victims on whom he projects.  Therefore the projector confuses his/her own feelings as originating from the ‘victim’.  So this defense distorts not only the projector and victim, but disables the projector from ’seeing’ an actual perpetrator.

        When the victim confronts/corrects the person projecting onto them, the projector often flies into a immediate rage, as if to bully the victim into accepting the projections.  Another reaction of the projector is the cool calm self-assured exterior as well as accusations about the victims with no detailed examples or explanations as to why the accusations are true.  This often indicates who is the projector and who is the victim.


        The Superiority Complex Sisterhood of Juvenile Rationale (the SCSJR) is a safe place for the emotionally impaired to convene, and connect with others suffering from a crippling lack of perspective or sense of humor.   This is a safe place, to piss and moan all you like, with no annoying interruptions or reality checks from those who poses the integrity that you so lack, causing you to be exposed as being completely asinine.   You will be free to exercise your right to Freedom Of Speech while still deploring others for having the gonads to express opinions different from your own.  Its kind of a win-win.

Hope to see you at the next meeting of the SCSJR!


http://www.richardwarrenfield.com/essay034.htm
http://www.quotegarden.com/humor.html
http://guiltedgirls.tripod.com/id9.html

Update: Nasty Rachael

I woke up on the right side of the bed today, and decided to do a good deed for someone less fortunate than myself.  Nasty Rachael, this is your lucky day.  I've elected to remove both the link to Nasty Rachael's blog, and the unattractive pictures of her.   The commentary will remain, because it showcases my intellect and sense of humor beautifully.   If Nasty Rachael returns to my blog, and continues polluting my blog with arrogance,  four letter expletives, and personal attacks,  the pictures and link will return.

Nasty Rachael became enraged when, on The Chive, I posted a comment disagreeing with the implication that Fat Gina, as I call her, is hot.  I said, "No! I will not stand for this!  The Chive has been an important part of my life for several years now, and I will not stand idly by and watch The Chive ruin it's reputation in such a way!".... Rachael disagrees with me. 

Here is some of our back and fourth banter.  Notice that Nasty Rachael has anger issues.

Rachael said...
I completely disagree. You are neither witty, nor "hot." I think you are rude and pompous. It is one thing to say someone is unattractive and move on. This is NOT what you did. You made a point to comment on as many of the responses featuring Gina's photos as possibe and mention how "fat" and "buttery" (buttery, really? wtf...) she is. It is absolutely NOT a matter of people being offended because what you are bitching about is not actual "fact." What it is, is people being outraged by what an irritating ass you are in your attempts to goad everyone else into responding to your comments about how "so-and-so" is so hideous and you are so much better. On that note, I'm not sure why you seem to think that you are so much more intelligent than everyone. At least half of your arguments are completely unsubstantiated and nonsensical. You seem to think that if you string together a few multi-syllabic words that in some way makes you seem "smart," but to those of us who actually are, it just further demonstrates your naivety to your own circumstances. Also, your spelling is atrocious. You are clearly a very insecure individual, as you have multiple blogs seemingly dedicated to calling other people out on being ugly. Additionally, your consistent insistence that you are ultra attractive corroborates this notion. I truly feel bad for you. And, because I know you haven't gathered this yet, I am NOT saying you are not allowed to call people ugly or have your own opinion on things that differs from the majority. What I AM saying is that you don't have you be such a raging cunt about it :)
Anonymous said...
Go away you troll and get your bangs cut so they will cover up your peyton manning forehead and leave that beautiful Gina alone! MOAR GINA NO MORE CHERYL "BITCH" BIRCH !!!
delicious.pumpkin said...
Rachel, I found your comment marked as spam, and I elected to remove it from "Spam" and allow it to be published. I believe in freedom of speech, and I intend for all opinions to be shared. You, on the other hand, seem to be very bothered by my opinion, which is, that Fat Gina is fat. Facts have nothing to do with whether or not Gina is attractive. The answer to this is subjective. I never intended to imply (or "insist") that I am "ultra attractive". I did, however intend to point out Fat Gina's obvious flaws. This is also subjective, and in no way factual. One fact to note however, is the fact that nearly all of my facial features are considered to be desirable, and nearly all of Fat Gina's facial features look like something I left in the toilet this morning. I am not intelligent because I string together multi-syllabic words. There is a brilliant brain that sits behind my "fivehead". I tend to get wasted and share my opinions, so either I missed something, or you missed something, but my spelling is hardly "atrocious". With modern spell check, it is nearly impossible to have "atrocious" spelling, even while highly intoxicated. Aside from my childish accusations that people in disagreement with me were probably "fatties", I do not understand what I've said that makes me a "c*nt". I am becoming extremely bored of this argument. Refer back to my previous comments for any further hate fuel.
Rachael said...
And, after all that you managed to STILL not comprehend my argument, despite me attempting to make it blatantly obvious with the last few sentences of my post. I'm not sure how I can make it more clear... I specifically said that people arguing with you has NOTHING to do with fact. I'm sorry you still couldn't grasp that. On the subject of "facts," the "fact" that you have desirable facial features and someone else does not is NOT a fact. It is positively 100% an opinion. I'm not sure how you can't see that. AGAIN, let me reiterate, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SHARE YOUR OPINION. I was NOT advocating for you to keep your opinions to yourself. What I was saying, is that it is one thing to give your opinion and move on, but you, on the other hand, sought out each and every post you could to respond to in a more than negative manner. Additionally, it is extremely hard to believe that you "didn't intend to imply that you were ultra attractive." You absolutely did much more than imply. You attempted to try to convince just about everyone by insisting they click on your pictures, etc. As for your spelling, if you would like me to point out MULTIPLE egregious errors I have seen on The Chive and on your blog DESPITE the availability of spell check, I could. For instance, on this post: "Philedalphia" is in actuality spelled, "Philadelphia. As for something I saw posted on The Chive, its is not the "Milkeyway Galaxy," it is the "Milky Way." As for your Fergie post a few down, its is "perform," not "preform." Want more? And yes, your "childish accusations" that those who argue with you are fat, ugly, and stupid absolutely are what makes you a "cunt."
delicious.pumpkin said...
The reason that I respond to all of the comments is because every time someone comments on one of my comments, I receive an email from Intense Debates notifying me that someone has commented on my comment. I have asked people at The Chive to stop commenting, because my e-mail in box is becoming quite full, and I am lazy about emptying it. Those spelling errors are hardly "atrocious". I am positive that you Googled those. You are so angry. Stop being angry. You've made statements toward me that are so angry, and I don't understand why you are being such a hater. The fact that you have researched my blog, and my spelling errors, indicates to me that you believe that I am, in some way, relevant. I assure you that I am a highly irrelevant person. You have repeatedly viewed and commented on my blog. Stop stalking me. Believe it or not, I am a person of little importance, and my opinions should be ignored. Why are you unable to ignore my opinions??? Does someone have a crush on me???? I know this act! I remember it from elementary school! Teasing and bullying the girl that you have a crush on is not an effective form of flirting as an adult. - I love you, Baby! Talk to you soon! Cheryl "Bitch"
Rachael said...
And so now you have realized that you have lost the argument and are devolving into an immature child. As a straight female with a boyfriend who has shown nothing but distaste for you, it is truly ridiculous to imply that I have a crush on you, something I'm sure you know. I assure you I did not google any of those spelling errors. They are common knowledge. One is a very highly populated U.S. city and one is the galaxy we reside in... And considering how much you were pimping your blog on The Chive, and literally begging people to come and challenge you on your blog, I would hardly call it stalking. And, I would also suggest that your behavior illustrates that you don't want ANY of your opinions to be ignored. Only now that you are losing ground in the argument do you wish your opinions to be disregarded. I am not even a little angry. I am simply giving you a taste of your own medicine. I am absolutely "hating" on you. Much like you were doing to multiple others. You seem to believe that only you are allowed to share harsh opinions on others. This is how it feels when you push it too far. You are 100% relevant to the comments you leave.
delicious.pumpkin said...
You are a pesky one, aren't you? The spelling of Philadelphia is in no way "common knowledge". Stand at a bus stop, and ask thirty people to spell Philadelphia, and I promise you, there will be many errors. I am not saying that my mistake was warranted, because I should have know how to spell Philadelphia. I am, however, saying that Americans are falling short in the game of Intelligence. I am very aware that, as far as this debate is concerned, I am winning. I am so bored of this topic. My opinion will not change, and neither will yours. It is obvious that you are obsessed with me at this point. If you post another comment on my blog, I will continue to suggest that you have a crush on me... And, a battery powered, cylindrical device is not a "boyfriend". Stop encouraging me. If you want me to stop sharing my valid personal opinions, stop commenting. Initially, I thought that you were a mature adult, who had a moderately respectable blog about food. It is now clear to me that I am interacting with someone who forgot to take her meds. -Talk to you later, Love!!! Cheryl "Bitch" -ps, the Prozac is in the night stand, second drawer down :)

This Is The Least Flattering Picture I Have Of Myself....

This is an example of my body losing the battle against a vodka induced gut.  This was me at my "rock bottom".  Still Better than Fat Gina.
There it is. My dirty laundry for the whole world to see... On this day, I looked in the mirror and was devastated to see what three weeks worth of consistent day time drinking had done to my previously awesome body.  Fat flanks and a pooch.  Fat Gina, lets see your fat flanks and pooch.  Perhaps I should have just put on a crappy button up and pushed my crappy boobs up.
-Ps, her boobs look like garbage.

This Is My Life.... And I Still Dominate

  • I woke up
  • I laid in bed for twenty minutes, while generating the courage to become vertical
  • Took a giant dump
  • Responded to the haters on The Chive who were telling me that I suck
  • Checked my blog and found that some people think I'm sort of awesome
  • Took a few shots 
  • Had a panic attack
  • Turned on the television and watched The Room, because I love sh*tty movies
  • Spent about an hour eating Saltine crackers and butter
  • Popped a Seroquel to knock myself out (ps, it was only 25mg... I am a cheap date)
  • This is my life, and for some reason I still look better than 80% of the "Sexy Chivettes" this week.  How is this possible??? And why the frick does Fat Gina still look so gross????

Everyone @ The Chive Hates Me

So, I made commentary on The Chive regarding the ugliness of  the "SEXY CHIVETTES" post in which readers submit images of themselves being hot.  Normally, this post is very arousing and sexy. Today, however, it was barfy and "buttery".  Pretty much everyone started replying to my comments, calling me insecure and "why aren't you up here?". I replied with wit and vocab and aimed the focus at the fact that this week's edition had nothing to do with hotties.  It did however, have everything to do with butterfaces and chubbies.  I am being hated on so severely that I've received comments from, presumably ugly chicks, referring to my forehead as a "fivehead".  I am not phased in the least by this, as I am aware that a large forehead is considered to be an attractive trait, and I know that the term, "fivehead" is stolen from the show "Its Always Sunny in Philedalphia":   Which brings me to my next point; Stop hating on me for being hilarious and hot! It doesn't slight me in the least when you tell me that I have a large forehead. I am aware of this.  And, like I said, this is a positive attribute, as a small forehead causes one to resemble a neanderthal.  "Sexy Chivettes " sucked this week!!  The post should have been called "Butterfaces Extraordinaire".  Good God...... Uggos

This chick look s like the love child of Rumer Willis and Kelly Osborne.  If she lets go of them, they will hit the floor before you can say"WTF". Omg, I've seen enough breasts to know how this ends... and its not good..
She has apparently lost a lot of weight, but she is still hiding a lot of weight behind that button up. Her face looks like crap, and her body still looks like Octo-Mom...
WOW! REALLY?!??!?? this chick is hilariously butterfacesd.  She has amazing, assumingly fake, boobs... But everything else looks like crap.  Good job, you showed us a moderately pleasing cleavage area. -ps, her mid-section indicates that she recently had a child...naturally... This means that her vag is also crap.
Now this is just cruel.  She woke up, used her Proactive Acne Treatment, and got on the web cam to talk to her out of state girlfriend, and you exploited her frumpiness for our own entertainment. That's not nice.
For more info, hit up The Chive...

Tyra Banks Is Kind Of A Hypocrite

I LOVE Tyra.   That said, she has a tendency to talk out both sides of her mouth.  She can talk for days about the way that the media hurts young girls' self esteem by telling us "you must be thin" and how eating disorders are somehow caused by the media (which they are not. Eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia are highly genetic.  If you do not posses the DNA that causes this, it is highly unlikely that the media will be able to influence you to act in such an "anti-survival" way. email me with questions). She threw a fit when unflattering pictures of her in a bathing suit were taken, and she was then called "fat".  This bothered her so much that she dedicated a show to the topic of how she's not really fat, and if she is, then she doesn't care.  
     This is all well and good, accept for the fact that she also has a show called America's Next Top Model, which features a bunch of borderline anorexic twigs.  The show really does emphasize the importance of physical beauty, which is opposite of what she preaches on her daytime talk show, "The Tyra Show".
      Pick one!!! Either you are empathetic and caring, or you are cold and superficial... But you can't have both.
Tyra's stick thin models....
The unflattering "fat" picture of Tyra...
Tyra firing back at the media and insisting that she is NOT fat...
More of Tyra's emaciated models...
Tyra attempting to show the world that she's still got what it takes... as long as there's photoshop involved...
OMG, look!! More skinny-as-sh*t models from Tyra's show.
Have I made my point?  Tyra, PICK A SIDE!

My 2011 Sh*t List; Volume One

#1 on my list; obviously Fergie.
        As you already may know, I despise this beast.  But now, after ruining 'Sweet Child O' Mine' (one of my favorite songs) at the Super Bowl half time show (and daring to put her greasy hands on Slash's rhinestone encrusted jacket)- well now I've had it!!! Fergie, you will pay dearly for these missteps, I promise you this.

#2 Ke$ha (in a bathing suit, of all things)
            Good God, I didn't think it was possible for a reasonably trim person to look so horrifyingly bad in a bathing suit.  Ke$ha, you proved me wrong.  Also, do us all a favor and please stop allowing yourself to be photographed.  

#3 Kim Kardashian's Plastic-ness
             Alright, stop denying it. The cat's out of the bag, and we all know (as if it wasn't already obvious) that you've had plastic surgery.  And it looks bad. You look like an alien.

#4 Lindsay Lohan- Get hot again, or just go away
                I've really lost interest in Lilo's train wreck of a life.  The constant drama is too much work to keep up with, especially now that she looks like and 84 year old.  Get your sh*t together, or get the f*ck out!

#5 Taylor Momsen- Jail bait Crack-whore Extraordinaire
                      I'm really unsure why this chick is famous (besides being famous for being a slut) but I think she used to be on Gossip Girl.  Anyways, it appears that she is now some kind of musician.  Based on her need to dress this way, I'm going to assume that the music is terrible.  I believe she is still only seventeen years old, which makes it even more sad, because she looks like a worn out tramp, and is still technically "jail bait".  Sad slut :/

#6 The 2011 Oscars 
                              Sucked... 'Nuff said.

#7 Jesse Eisenberg
                             He didn't do anything wrong, his face just really annoys me.

....To be continued

Sammi "Sweetheart" Sucks

Just watched the premier of Jersey Shore season 3, and I'm already sick of Sammi.  This girl is the biggest C&NT ever!  I can't believe the way she walks around thinking that her sh*t don't stink.  Ugh, Sammi, please just go away!!!


My Sh*t List:

Ke$ha:
She has been referred to around the web as "the poor man's GaGa"
Sandwiches:
Yuck.  I can't stand sandwiches!
Mariah Carey:
I never liked you, and your music is lame.

 Sammi and Angelina from Jersey Shore:
These clams are both mean-spirited drama queens who think their sh*t don't stink!
Captain Morgan:
You know what you did...
She and Him:
I love Zooey Deschanel.  She's adorable!  But every time this band comes on the radio I get a sick, diarrhea feeling is my gut.
Winter:
It never looks this good in real life.  Also, winter fashions are not cute.
Steven Seagal:
No matter how old and fat he gets, he is always the "hero", and he always gets the hot young Asian chick...  Delusional much? 
Kate Gosselin: 
Is an attention hungry monster.
Mel Gibson:
No, you're the one who's going to Hell!
Ben & Jerry's:
Though you are delicious and I love you, you also made me fat.
(but I still love you)


X-tina Is Nasty And Mean

I was watching the Burlesque performance Christina Aguilera did on Dancing With The Stars, and well, X-tina was lookin' kinda fat.  This performance was eerily familiar to the awkward, chubby stumbling around that Britney Spears did for her "come back":


Anyways... Then I was e-stalking X-tina to fuel my pity for her shameful, chubby existence.  I came across some articles about what an a-hole she is, apparently, she's very rude to photographers, other musicians and celebrities, yadda, yadda, yadda.  I was then reminded of that interview she did where someone in the background coughed, and she demanded that he be shot... Since I am now very annoyed with Miss Aguilera, I've decided to post some unflattering pictures of her today.  That's what you get for being mean, X-tina.